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Greg Martin, W-M-E-T Radio,
here with Allen Bauer.
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- When did you meet the mermaid?
- Tell me where.
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Did you know she was a mermaid?
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- Did you actually make love to her?
- That's a stupid question.
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Did she eat worms?
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Would you have to make
love to her in water?
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That's none of your business.
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Is she a mutant or missing link?
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No, she's not.
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I'm from People.
Is she also seeing Burt Reynolds?
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For crying out loud!
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Leave him alone!
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Leave him alone! Get out of the way!
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- Let me through.
- Out of the way.
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- Allen, you all right?
- Yeah. Get me out.
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Is anyone here from Penthouse?
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- No.
- Then we ain't talking.
1:24:17
Hey, Allen?
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What are you looking at? You never
saw a guy who slept with a fish?
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Get back to work!
1:24:33
Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages.
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I wrote them down.
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You got calls from CBS, NBC, ABC, AP,
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UPI, Ted Turner, Time, Newsweek,
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Marineland, "Ripley's Believe It Or Not,"
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and Mrs. Paul.
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Not now, Mrs. Stimler.