Un amour de Swann
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:57:00
Why don't we sail up the Nile?
:57:02
- Let's organize that.
- Good idea.

:57:05
- Where are you going, Doctor?
- To visit a patient.

:57:07
No, don't go.
:57:09
He'll surely be better off
if you don't disturb him.

:57:11
Stay here and you'll find him
cured tomorrow.

:57:14
Look at Odette.
I didn't seat her next to a bore.

:57:17
My dear, would you like to sail
down the Nile in a felucca?

:57:20
I'm like you.
I enjoy matchmaking.

:57:23
I've arranged quite a few,
even between women.

:57:29
He's hilarious.
:57:31
It would be nice if Biche told us
about the art show he saw today.

:57:35
Yes, let us in on it.
:57:37
I stuck my nose in one painting
to see how it was done.

:57:43
It was impossible to say
:57:45
if it was done with glue,
with bronze,

:57:49
with paint, with rubies,
with sunlight,

:57:52
or with pee-pee or with caca.
:57:56
It's all there, and it smells good.
:57:59
It takes your breath away,
it tickles you,

:58:02
and it's shit!
:58:06
Really, I swear!
:58:08
This is called epic exaggeration.
:58:13
I tell you it's shit!
:58:17
- That's marvelous.
- The fact is

:58:19
that the Egyptians were extraordinary.
:58:21
While we Europeans
were still living in caves,

:58:27
they'd already invented
the Immaculate Conception.

:58:37
What's wrong with her?
:58:39
She's dislocated her jaw.
Quick, Doctor!

:58:46
Don't touch her.
:58:48
Keep calm.
:58:50
It's nothing.
It's happened before.


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