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1:02:26
Looks good, huh?
1:02:27
I guess after my mom's cooking,
you'll probably tolerate anything.

1:02:31
Have a Ding Dong. They're good.
1:02:34
There they are.
1:02:46
Don't get me wrong.
My mom means well, she really does.

1:02:48
Cooking's her new thing.
She cooks all the time now.

1:02:53
- It's better than it used to be.
- Hey! Buenos dias.

1:03:02
I stopped by to tell you I'm gonna
be picking a new captain...

1:03:05
for the ski team on Sunday.
1:03:07
All you gotta do to be captain,
Myer, is beat me.

1:03:12
The tryouts won't be the same
if you're not there, champ.

1:03:18
So what are you and Myer
talking about?

1:03:22
Is he telling you
what a great lover he is?

1:03:24
She only speaks French, Roy.
She doesn't speak "imbecile."

1:03:30
There's one language I speak
that all women understand.

1:03:34
Just ask your last girlfriend.
1:03:37
Would you like
to learn some new words?

1:03:40
Shit! Stupid!
1:03:44
- What's going on here?
- Nothing!

1:03:47
Myer's new frog girlfriend here
is just as much of a clod as he is.

1:03:50
Hold on. You think you're such a big
tough guy because you're captain.

1:03:54
The truth is, I could
out-ski you any day of the week.

1:03:57
- Really?
- You want a race, I'll take you on.

1:03:59
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- From the K-12, champ.


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