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1:03:02
I stopped by to tell you I'm gonna
be picking a new captain...

1:03:05
for the ski team on Sunday.
1:03:07
All you gotta do to be captain,
Myer, is beat me.

1:03:12
The tryouts won't be the same
if you're not there, champ.

1:03:18
So what are you and Myer
talking about?

1:03:22
Is he telling you
what a great lover he is?

1:03:24
She only speaks French, Roy.
She doesn't speak "imbecile."

1:03:30
There's one language I speak
that all women understand.

1:03:34
Just ask your last girlfriend.
1:03:37
Would you like
to learn some new words?

1:03:40
Shit! Stupid!
1:03:44
- What's going on here?
- Nothing!

1:03:47
Myer's new frog girlfriend here
is just as much of a clod as he is.

1:03:50
Hold on. You think you're such a big
tough guy because you're captain.

1:03:54
The truth is, I could
out-ski you any day of the week.

1:03:57
- Really?
- You want a race, I'll take you on.

1:03:59
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- From the K-12, champ.

1:04:03
- Chicken?
- What did you say?

1:04:06
- Anytime. You name it.
- You're diggin' your own grave.

1:04:10
No one has to know.
Just me and you.

1:04:12
Sunday. High noon.
1:04:15
You're on.
1:04:21
This just in. Lane Myer
will be racing Roy Stalin...

1:04:25
down K-12 this Sunday at noon.
1:04:36
I must be brain-damaged.
I'm gonna race. I'm gonna lose.

1:04:40
And I'm gonna die.
1:04:44
That? Is my car. The Camaro.
1:04:48
Remember? I was telling you
about it before? It doesn't work.

1:04:51
My little brother, he's building
a space shuttle out of appliances.

1:04:55
That thing's going to work. I can't
get that out of the driveway.


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