:07:04
but I wanted to give you
something to remember
over Spring Break.
:07:08
Now, when we have
a sick cat like Tony here,
:07:12
He's gotta be
tranquilized...
:07:14
in order
to do the examination.
:07:17
Now, the name
of the tranquilizer
solution is...
:07:20
Sernylan,
:07:23
which I understand
is very popular at your parties.
:07:26
:07:28
That's why we keep it
locked up here.
She told me...
:07:31
she would rather sit
at home and do nothing
than go out with me.
:07:34
What's wrong
with me, man?
:07:36
You're too negative, man.
Negative?
What's negative about,
:07:39
"Will you go out
with me?"
:07:41
The way you say something
is just as important
as "what" you say.
:07:44
Now, this is where
the tranquilizer gun...
:07:48
And darts...
come into play.
:07:52
You gotta control the situation.
You can't say,
:07:55
"Uh, will you go out with me?
Huh? Please?"
:07:59
Like you've never
gone out in your life.
:08:01
You just look 'em
in the eye and you say,
:08:04
"What time should
I pick ya up?"
:08:06
...insert a dart...
:08:09
When we go to Paris,
:08:11
you gotta let
those Frenchwomen know that
you've got your act together.
:08:15
Always point the gun
away from the head
and towards the lower flank.
:08:22
Go ahead. Make my day.
:08:25
:08:29
I don't know, Manolo,
I think it's hopeless.
:08:31
:08:34
I'm never gonna
get laid!
:08:39
Although that thought
may be of great comfort...
:08:42
to the women of the world,
Mr. Moore,
:08:46
as a future veterinarian,
you should know that...
:08:48
every dog eventually
has his day.
:08:51
:08:53
I mean, you just walk up to her
and say, "I would kill or die
to make love to you"?
:08:58
No. Geez, no.
You gotta have
eye contact first.