:04:04
I just can't motivate myself
the way I used to.
:04:08
Maybe I'm past my prime.
:04:11
It's not you.
It's these high school girls, here.
:04:15
They're simple.
:04:18
They're never gonna stimulate
a complex guy like you.
:04:22
-Maybe you're right.
-Of course I'm right.
:04:24
Anyways...
:04:26
after tonight, you'll never have to deal with
these simple high school girls again.
:04:31
-But won't these same girls be in college?
-Yeah, but it'll be different.
:04:35
-Why?
-Because they'll be college girls.
:04:41
I'm gonna miss you.
:04:43
It's your own fault. You could be
coming out to California with me.
:04:47
Yeah, right.
:04:48
Get a totally bitchin' education
out there, dude.
:04:51
California.
:04:53
You could be coming
to New England with me.
:04:55
What are you, crazy? The lvy League stinks.
:04:59
They've only got those ugly,
intellectual girls...
:05:01
with Band-Aids on their knees
from playing the cello. No, thank you.
:05:05
I'm really gonna miss you.
:05:07
We're college men now.
:05:20
Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful.
:05:23
I've never seen so much corduroy
in one place.
:05:27
Classes are classes.
:05:29
One of them even looks like
it might be interesting.
:05:33
You never know.
:05:36
You're wrong about the women here.
I haven't seen one Band-Aid.
:05:40
In fact, there's plenty of action.
:05:42
My roommate and I have an understanding.
:05:45
Hope things are going as good for you.
Your pal, Gib.
:05:49
P.S. All of the above is bullshit.
:05:52
I'm floundering in a sea of confusion
and total despair.
:05:55
But, knock on wood, I still have my health.
:05:58
This week's assignment
is to rewrite last week's assignment.