:04:02
The girls were checked out daily.
:04:04
And we got ourselves laid in a safe,
orderly, proficient, military manner.
:04:09
That is until some suckhead
writes home to mama...
:04:12
...and says he dipped his wick
in the Republic of South Vietnam.
:04:16
Then the shit hits the fan.
:04:19
A committee of congressmen who,
asshole-to-asshole...
:04:22
...couldn't make a beer fart
in a whirlwind...
:04:25
...start telling your basic ass-in-the-grass
Marine, "No more shore time. "
:04:29
We respond in true Marine Corps fashion.
:04:32
We salute, do an about face, double-time
back to the boom-boom garbage dump...
:04:37
...where we get the clap,
and the drip, and the crabs...
:04:41
...and a generally poor attitude
towards the female of the species.
:04:46
War is hell, boy. That's a fact.
:04:50
I don't like soldier boys.
:04:54
Say what?
:04:56
You want to pop that puppy's can, you
don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
:05:04
Sounds like you're a man of experience.
:05:06
What the fuck's that mean, grunt-shit?
:05:09
It means be advised
that I'm mean, nasty and tired.
:05:13
I eat concertina wire and piss napalm...
:05:15
...and I can put a round through a flea's ass
at two hundred meters.
:05:19
So go hump somebody else's leg,
mutt face, before I push yours in.
:05:23
You aren't going to be so smart with
your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead.
:05:30
Hang onto this, boy.
:05:32
I think war's just been declared.
:05:41
Just sit there and bleed for a while
before you taste some real pain.
:05:49
Maybe first I carve me some faggot wings.
:05:54
Kill him.