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at a pet boutique in Rego Park.
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Also, there Was a certain amount
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of talking in squeaky voices.
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Both of you?
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Well, he Was Arnold...
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...and I Was Shirley.
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My sister alWays used to
try to get me to have one.

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A nose job.
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I love your nose.
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Well, it goes With my face.
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I alWays say that, but it isn't true.
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You say you love her.
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You can remember her love for you.
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What happened so far?
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She Was decapitated
in a dreadful automobile accident.

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But fortunately, that Was the exact
problem that her boyfriend

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Was Working on
back at the laboratory.

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So he carried the head back
in a toWel that he had in the car.

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And she Wakes up on a tray and says:
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"Where am I?
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"Oh, no, don't tell me.
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"I've been in an aWful accident
and lost my arms and legs."

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And he says:
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"Worse than that, I'm afraid."
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This is great.
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So you just go in the kitchen
at 4 in the morning...


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