:40:00
- And these bedroom slippers...
- With bunnies on them.
:40:03
Right. So she puts on the nightgoWn
and the slippers,
:40:06
and she gets into bed on Monday night
With the magazines
:40:10
- and a boWI of lima beans, right?
- Yes, yes.
:40:12
Hi, darling. Bye.
:40:14
And noW, Arthur's idea of
romance is Venice, gondolas...
:40:18
- Gondolas.
- Oh, oh, yes, of course.
:40:21
I love my flannel nightgoWn.
:40:24
Oh, I'm so happy.
:40:27
Who kneW West Virginia
Was so beautiful?
:40:30
I think We should take
this place every summer.
:40:32
- Definitely.
- Mark goes into toWn,
:40:35
goes to the dentist. He conducts his
search for the perfect pair of socks.
:40:41
He comes home and says,
"What've you been doing?"
:40:43
And I say, "Oh, not much, you knoW.
Today We found a frog."
:40:48
Here's a riddle for you.
There's 200 million people in America.
:40:53
A hundred million of them are men.
:40:56
They lose four socks a year,
conservatively.
:40:59
I lose ten myself.
:41:01
That's 400 million missing socks.
:41:05
Missing forever. Where are they?
:41:08
Nobody ever sees them again.
:41:11
You'd think you'd run into one
of them every once in a While.
:41:15
They're in heaven.
:41:17
You die, go to heaven,
and they give you this big box
:41:20
With all your missing socks
and mufflers in it.
:41:23
And you get to spend
eternity sorting it out.
:41:26
And Why is there only one shoe left
in the road? Where is the other shoe?
:41:31
Why is the cold Water
in the bathroom alWays colder
:41:33
than the cold Water in the kitchen?
:41:38
- Mark, for God's sake.
- What?
:41:42
It's not even lunch, and you rip
the leg off the chicken?
:41:47
Are you planning
on photographing it?
:41:49
Oh, come on.
You don't even like dark meat.
:41:53
Well, I Won't have any lunch, OK?
:41:55
Just subtract it
from my share, OK?
:41:58
This isn't
your mother's house,