:01:01
''Love would have nothing to do...
:01:03
''with such a stupid-looking creature, ''
said the first cute and fuzzy bunny.
:01:07
''With that nose. And those shoes. ''
:01:10
''And that stomach. ''
:01:12
''And those eyes. ''
:01:13
''And those ears. ''
:01:16
''Roses are red, violets are blue...
:01:19
''but love will have
nothing to do with you! ''
:01:23
They chanted and danced around him.
:01:26
Naturally, our hero
was very saddened by this, so...
:01:30
he....
:01:31
Actually, he....
:01:34
He reached into his suitcase...
:01:36
and pulled out an lsraeli submachine gun...
:01:39
and he sawed those
cute, fuzzy bastards in half...
:01:41
with hot lead!
:01:44
lt was beautiful!
:01:46
Wait, stop! No, no.
:01:49
It's supposed to be a Iove story
not a Rambo bIoodbath.
:01:52
Forget it. It's not your fauIt. It's me.
:02:01
Morty, how am I going to get this done?
:02:04
What do you know?
You're not a man. You're a cat.
:02:06
Go back to your feIine worId.
Get out of here.
:02:14
You better move it, Hoops.
You'II miss graduation.
:02:17
Okay, Mom.
:02:18
Here's your cap and gown. AII cIean.
:02:21
-What do you mean, ''AII cIean''?
-Hoops, these are rented.
:02:24
Do you know
how many peopIe wear them?
:02:26
I washed them.
:02:27
Rita Segal.
:02:30
Solomon Shapiro. Frank Stephens.
:02:36
Shirley Strom.
:02:39
I got to get out of Generic this summer.
I'm gonna Iose my mind.
:02:42
Come to Nantucket with me.
We'II have a bIast.
:02:45
-We'II scaIe the mermaids.
-I can't be a party monkey.
:02:48
I got to buckIe down.
:02:49
I've got two weeks to submit
my schoIarship assignment.
:02:52
It's my onIy chance to get into
Rhode IsIand SchooI of Design.
:02:55
It's summer.
We're high schooI graduates now.
:02:58
It's time to reap the rewards of four years
of hard, grueIing, mind-expanding work.