Ruthless People
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Ruthless People
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Ruthless People
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Carol, did I ever tell you
why I married her?

:02:23
Yes, Sam, you told me
many, many--

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Her father was
very, very rich...

:02:29
and very, very sick.
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The doctors assured me
he'd be dead any minute.

:02:35
There wasn't
a second to lose.

:02:37
I rushed right out and
married the boss's daughter.

:02:40
He was so sick!
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It was like the angel of death
was sittin' in the room with him,

:02:46
watchin' the clock.
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They pulled the plug
on him.

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He wheezed and shook
for about an hour.

:02:58
And then...
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he stabilized.
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That son of a bitch
just got older and sicker.

:03:08
And older and sicker!
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And older and sicker!
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- More coffee, sir?
- No!

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I couldn't wait around any longer.
I went out and made my own fortune.

:03:21
The old fart hung in there
for 15 years!

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Finally died
of natural causes.

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I want the rest
of that money!

:03:31
His money, her money,
it's my money!

:03:35
I had to live with that squealing,
corpulent little toad all these years!

:03:40
God, I hate that woman!
I-I-I--

:03:43
I hate the way
she licks stamps.

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I hate her furniture.
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And I hate that little sound
she makes when she sleeps.

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[ Snorting, Baa-ing ]
Ohhh!

:03:59
And that filthy, little
shitbag dog of hers... Muffy!


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