:02:09
Ruthless People
:02:17
Ruthless People
:02:20
Carol, did I ever tell you
why I married her?
:02:23
Yes, Sam, you told me
many, many--
:02:26
Her father was
very, very rich...
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and very, very sick.
:02:31
The doctors assured me
he'd be dead any minute.
:02:35
There wasn't
a second to lose.
:02:37
I rushed right out and
married the boss's daughter.
:02:40
He was so sick!
:02:42
It was like the angel of death
was sittin' in the room with him,
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watchin' the clock.
:02:50
They pulled the plug
on him.
:02:53
He wheezed and shook
for about an hour.
:02:58
And then...
:03:00
he stabilized.
:03:03
That son of a bitch
just got older and sicker.
:03:08
And older and sicker!
:03:11
And older and sicker!
:03:13
- More coffee, sir?
- No!
:03:16
I couldn't wait around any longer.
I went out and made my own fortune.
:03:21
The old fart hung in there
for 15 years!
:03:26
Finally died
of natural causes.
:03:29
I want the rest
of that money!
:03:31
His money, her money,
it's my money!
:03:35
I had to live with that squealing,
corpulent little toad all these years!
:03:40
God, I hate that woman!
I-I-I--
:03:43
I hate the way
she licks stamps.
:03:46
I hate her furniture.
:03:48
And I hate that little sound
she makes when she sleeps.
:03:53
[ Snorting, Baa-ing ]
Ohhh!
:03:59
And that filthy, little
shitbag dog of hers... Muffy!