:19:00
There's... no wall space for more doors.
:19:03
Oh. No.
:19:05
Well, our Ron was never a skinhead, anyway.
:19:12
What on earth
are you putting the food in there for?
:19:14
Well, that's where it's got to be.
:19:16
But why can't it stay in the larder and fridge?
:19:19
Because we must not emerge
for the 14 days of the national emergency.
:19:23
You're not saying we've got to stay in that thing
for two weeks, are you?
:19:27
Yes, dear. Ours not to reason why.
:19:30
Now we must do the correct thing.
:19:32
Well, what about the cooking, then?
:19:34
How do I get to the cooker?
:19:36
We'll just have to use the little picnic stove, dear.
:19:39
- What about the toilet?
- Well er...
:19:41
Well, we'll have to have a potty, or something.
:19:44
I can tell you now, James Bloggs,
:19:46
that I am going to go upstairs
in the proper manner.
:19:50
But you mustn't emerge, dear.
Not for the 14 days of the national emergency.
:19:55
All right, then,
how are you going to empty the chamber pot?
:19:57
Well, we just have to empty it down the toilet,
I suppose.
:20:01
- You just said we couldn't go to the toilet.
- Oh. Yes.
:20:04
Er... Well er... Yeah, well,
:20:05
Now, we'd better not cross our bridges
till we come to them, eh?
:20:09
Look on the bright side, eh, ducks?
:20:12
Six, five, zero, zero, six, ten...
:20:19
It says here,
"Two pints of water per person per day."
:20:23
I wonder if we've got enough bottles.
:20:26
I'll have a look under the stairs, dear.
:20:39
I've measured the water into the bottles, James.
:20:41
I've labelled them so we don't get in a muddle.
:20:44
Oh, good. That's nice, dear.
:20:46
You're very efficient in a national emergency,
dearest.
:20:49
Get on with you!
:20:53
It says here, "D: Miscellaneous:
:20:56
Salt, tomato ketchup and sauces,
:20:59
pepper, matches, toilet paper, disinfectant,
vitamin tablets,