1:05:01
We'll er... We'll cut it in half.
1:05:03
That's... That's fair.
1:05:12
- Help!
- I'm coming! I-I-I'm coming! I'm coming!
1:05:16
A rat! A rat!
1:05:18
A rat in the lavatory!
1:05:23
Euww! I saw it! Its tail waving in the pan!
1:05:27
Never mind, dear. Never mind.
1:05:29
No, no, no. It won't hurt you, dearest.
1:05:33
The pan's all dry and its... head
was round the bend -
1:05:39
just its bottom end sticking out. A tail!
1:05:42
Oh! A tail!
1:05:44
Horrible! Horrible!
1:05:47
There, there, dear.
1:05:48
Don't worry, I... I'll pop down to Willis's
in the morning and I'll get some warfarin.
1:05:54
At least it shows that the drains aren't blocked.
1:05:58
Oh, dear!
1:06:01
I do feel queer!
1:06:03
All shaky.
1:06:05
Well, it's bound to upset you a bit.
1:06:09
The... The bomb, I mean.
1:06:14
Have you got... lipstick on, dear?
1:06:17
Lipstick?
1:06:19
What do you mean, James?
1:06:22
You know I haven't worn lipstick for years.
1:06:24
- Well er... your lips are all red.
- Oh!
1:06:30
Oh, my!
1:06:32
My gums are bleeding!
1:06:36
I thought there was a... a funny taste.
1:06:39
Well er... Shrinking of gums, causing
ill-fitting dentures. That's... That's what that is.
1:06:46
Yeah um... Better get to the dentist
when the emergency has rescinded.
1:06:52
There was blood
when I went to the toilet this morning.
1:06:56
Yes, yes. Me, too.
1:06:58
P- piles, that is. H-hovaloids.