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[Whirring]
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[Tacking]
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:17:09
[Radio Static]
:17:14
Well, men, I've been studying this map
of the lunar surface, [Monkey Chattering]
:17:18
And I've chosen the dark side
as our landing site.
:17:21
- So, don't forget your space beams.
- Roger, Steve.
:17:28
Just think, Loony, in less than an
hour, we're gonna be on the moon.
:17:32
The first thing I'm gonna do is carve
me off a hunk of that green cheese.
:17:36
Now, Butch, you know one of
the purposes of this mission...
:17:40
is to dispel
some of those myths.
:17:42
Steve, I've got the president
on the electro-scan.
:17:49
Willikers!
[Beep]
:17:52
[Man] Come in, men of Moon Rocket One.
:17:54
This is the president of the United
States calling from planet Earth.
:17:59
We read you, Mr. President.