:17:09
[Radio Static]
:17:14
Well, men, I've been studying this map
of the lunar surface, [Monkey Chattering]
:17:18
And I've chosen the dark side
as our landing site.
:17:21
- So, don't forget your space beams.
- Roger, Steve.
:17:28
Just think, Loony, in less than an
hour, we're gonna be on the moon.
:17:32
The first thing I'm gonna do is carve
me off a hunk of that green cheese.
:17:36
Now, Butch, you know one of
the purposes of this mission...
:17:40
is to dispel
some of those myths.
:17:42
Steve, I've got the president
on the electro-scan.
:17:49
Willikers!
[Beep]
:17:52
[Man] Come in, men of Moon Rocket One.
:17:54
This is the president of the United
States calling from planet Earth.
:17:59
We read you, Mr. President.
:18:01
This is Steve Nelson,
commander, Moon Rocket One.
:18:05
Commander Nelson, this is a
proud day for all Americans,
:18:09
and this year of 1980 will
be remembered as the year...
:18:12
an American
first set foot on the moon.
:18:15
The governors
of all 48 states join me...
:18:18
in wishing Godspeed
to you...
:18:21
and your handpicked team
of scientists.
:18:23
That's us, Loony.
:18:25
Thank you, Mr. President. We're
proud to serve our country.
:18:28
Over and out.
:18:31
Blackie, neutralize
the electro-scan.
:18:35
[Click] Electro-scan neutralized, sir.
:18:38
There she is,
dead ahead!
:18:48
It's awesome, isn't it?
:18:51
[Blackie] I've got big plans
for that piece of real estate.
:18:53
I'm going to sell
advertising space on that.
:18:55
Just picture this... the
world's biggest billboard.
:18:59
We'll make a bundle.