:25:02
[Scoffs] Does the phrase
"You're not only beautiful,
:25:04
but you're someone I feel I can
open up to" mean anything to you?
:25:08
[Chuckles]
:25:10
I'm not surprised. You've used
that line on your last 16 dates.
:25:13
Look, this is ridiculous.
:25:15
Debbie... Uh, Karen,
I think...
:25:18
that we have something
very special here.
:25:20
You're not like the other women
you... "You meet in the city. "
:25:24
See what I mean?
:25:26
And, Jerry,
:25:30
I could never get serious about
someone who's selfish in bed.
:25:33
"Who's selfish in bed"? Well,
how would you describe a man...
:25:38
who satisfies his own needs and
rolls over and goes to sleep?
:25:41
- I never did that in my life!
- Eleven times!
:25:44
You want names and dates? No.
No, I do not! Look, hey, hold it.
:25:47
Anyway, that is just a small
fraction of the hundreds of times...
:25:50
I've been intimate
with women.
:25:52
We're exaggerating a little,
aren't we, Jerry?
:25:56
The record only shows
21 sexual intimacies.
:26:01
There you are. This doesn't jibe
with my figures. Okay, sweetie?
:26:06
Jerry, the statistics don't
paint the picture of a mature man.
:26:09
Twelve times, you ignored
your date at a party...
:26:12
to flirt with
a more attractive woman.
:26:14
169 times, you feigned interest when
a woman was talking about her career.
:26:20
On 17 occasions,
you lied to women,
:26:23
telling them you were really into
sushi and Meryl Streep movies.
:26:28
Make that 18 times.
:26:31
Wh-Wh-Where do they
get these figures?
:26:34
As you can see,
Jerry,
:26:36
it would be pointless
for you and I to go out.
:26:39
Oh, yeah?
:26:41
Well, I'm gonna get one of those
machines and see how well you come off!
:26:43
Okay?
Good night, Jerry.
:26:45
It's early yet. Maybe you
can still get lucky in a bar.
:26:51
Like you did
last Thursday.
:26:55
Hello, Beverly?
:26:58
[Woman] Yeah? Hi.