:26:01
There you are. This doesn't jibe
with my figures. Okay, sweetie?
:26:06
Jerry, the statistics don't
paint the picture of a mature man.
:26:09
Twelve times, you ignored
your date at a party...
:26:12
to flirt with
a more attractive woman.
:26:14
169 times, you feigned interest when
a woman was talking about her career.
:26:20
On 17 occasions,
you lied to women,
:26:23
telling them you were really into
sushi and Meryl Streep movies.
:26:28
Make that 18 times.
:26:31
Wh-Wh-Where do they
get these figures?
:26:34
As you can see,
Jerry,
:26:36
it would be pointless
for you and I to go out.
:26:39
Oh, yeah?
:26:41
Well, I'm gonna get one of those
machines and see how well you come off!
:26:43
Okay?
Good night, Jerry.
:26:45
It's early yet. Maybe you
can still get lucky in a bar.
:26:51
Like you did
last Thursday.
:26:55
Hello, Beverly?
:26:58
[Woman] Yeah? Hi.
:27:00
This is Jerry Stone. We met
the other night at Dave's party.
:27:05
Oh. Hi.
Hi.
:27:08
Listen, I know
it's last minute,
:27:10
but I wanna ask you,
are you free tonight?
:27:13
Uh, yeah.
:27:15
You are. Great.
:27:17
Listen, I can pick you up
in 10 minutes.
:27:22
[Chuckles]
Sure, okay.
:27:25
Oh, Jerry, um...
Yeah?
:27:28
Could you bring a major credit
card and a valid driver's license?
:27:33
Jerry?
:27:38
[Man] Extraterrestrials.
Strange phenomena.
:27:42
Missing persons.
Lost continents.
:27:45
Myths and monsters.
:27:49
We examine these mysteries
to determine...
:27:52
are they bullshit or not?