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[Clears Throat]
Come on.
:38:06
I- Is Har-Harvey here?
:38:09
Yeah. He's in repose.
He looks great. Oh!
:38:12
Okay, let's move along.
That's right.
:38:16
Just relax, Mrs. Pitnik. You're
young. You'll... You'll meet someone.
:38:19
[Sobs] Send the kids to
camp. That's what I would do.
:38:24
Okay, family up front,
on the left.
:38:29
- Well, I guess that's it.
- [Chattering]
:38:40
[Chattering]
:38:44
Everything's taken care of. Everything.
:38:46
And the buffet?
To die.
:38:48
Hey, Scooter. Cute
stuff. [Sniffling, Crying]
:38:53
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a wake.
:38:57
So let's have fun with it, huh? Everybody,
have a great time. ¤ [Organ Stops]
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¤ [Up-tempo]
:39:08
[Man On P.A.] Welcome to
the O'Leary Funeral Home,
:39:10
where many of the nation's top comedians
have gathered to roast our guest ofhonor,
:39:14
the late Harvey Pitnik!
:39:18
Please welcome...
Rip Taylor!
:39:21
¤ [Singing Gibberish]
[Applause]
:39:26
- Slappy White!
- [No Audible Dialogue]
:39:31
Jackie Vernon!
:39:36
Henny Youngman!
[No Audible Dialogue]
:39:40
Charlie Callas!
:39:46
And our roast master...
Mr. Steve Allen!
:39:50
[People Gasping]
:39:52
¤ [Crescendos, Stops]
:39:55
And here he is,
our man of the hour...
:39:58
¤ [Drum Roll]
Mr. Harvey Pitnik!