:56:01
Cut the gags, Butch.
We're in enough trouble.
:56:04
What's she lookin' at? She acts
like she's never seen a man before.
:56:07
She hasn't.
Have you, Alpha Beta?
:56:12
No, my queen.
:56:14
What are men good for?
:56:16
Well, I'm pretty good in
the backseat of a Studebaker.
:56:19
Butch!
:56:21
Men are useless.
Back where I come from,
:56:25
no woman is complete
without a man.
:56:29
You see,
Commander Nelson,
:56:31
12,000 gamma-spans ago...
:56:33
"Gamma-spans"?
A moon unit of time,
:56:36
roughly equivalent
to your Earth year.
:56:38
Anyway, all men were banished from the
lunar surface because they couldn't...
:56:43
For 131 years,
:56:45
this great institution
has amassed...
:56:47
what many consider to be the finest
collection of art anywhere in the world.
:56:52
And now it can all be yours.
:56:56
We've lost our lease!
:56:59
That's right.
Everything must go.
:57:02
From the old masters of Europe to the
conceptual artists of today's SoHo.
:57:06
We're talking Rembrandts,
Botticellis,
:57:08
Gauguin, Cézanne,
Matisse, Renoir...
:57:11
and the chairman of the board,
:57:14
Leonardo da Vinci.
:57:16
This Egyptian sarcophagus...
:57:18
from the dynasty of Ramses II,
appraised at $14 million.
:57:23
Our price? $19.95.
:57:26
Buy now, and we'll toss in,
free of charge,
:57:28
the original
Declaration of Independence.
:57:32
Now you might expect to pay
millions for this document...
:57:35
that shaped a great nation.
:57:37
But it's yours free. This fine parchment
will enhance any den or playroom.
:57:42
And you can have some fun
with your friends...
:57:45
by adding your own name
along with the original signers.
:57:49
Remember,
the Cosmopolitan Museum of Art.
:57:52
Every Van Gogh must go.
:57:57
Hello, I'm Henry Silva.
:57:59
Ever since the ocean liner Titanic
sunk on her maiden voyage in 1912,