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From the old masters of Europe to the
conceptual artists of today's SoHo.
:57:06
We're talking Rembrandts,
Botticellis,
:57:08
Gauguin, Cézanne,
Matisse, Renoir...
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and the chairman of the board,
:57:14
Leonardo da Vinci.
:57:16
This Egyptian sarcophagus...
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from the dynasty of Ramses II,
appraised at $14 million.
:57:23
Our price? $19.95.
:57:26
Buy now, and we'll toss in,
free of charge,
:57:28
the original
Declaration of Independence.
:57:32
Now you might expect to pay
millions for this document...
:57:35
that shaped a great nation.
:57:37
But it's yours free. This fine parchment
will enhance any den or playroom.
:57:42
And you can have some fun
with your friends...
:57:45
by adding your own name
along with the original signers.
:57:49
Remember,
the Cosmopolitan Museum of Art.
:57:52
Every Van Gogh must go.
:57:57
Hello, I'm Henry Silva.
:57:59
Ever since the ocean liner Titanic
sunk on her maiden voyage in 1912,
:58:03
people have asked,
"How did it happen?"
:58:05
[Man Imitating Ship Whistle]
Join me...
:58:09
as we dramatically
recreate... [Man] ¤ Nearer ¤
:58:10
the sinking of the great ocean
liner Titanic. ¤ My God, to thee ¤
:58:17
Bullshit or not?
:58:19
You be the judge,
here on this station.
:58:22
[Announcer] From the pen of
America's wealthiest author,
:58:25
Irving Sidney, the man
who gave us... [Rapping]
:58:27
The best-sellers, Irving Sidney's The
Naked Virgin... [Rapping Continues]
:58:30
And Irving Sidney's
The Power and the Flesh,
:58:33
comes Irving Sidney's
sizzling new blockbuster...
:58:36
Hey, baby.
[Laughs]
:58:40
Long time
no see, huh?
:58:42
There must be some mistake.
Come on. Who are ya kiddin'?
:58:44
It's me.
It's Bert.
:58:47
Look, I'm in town with
the textile convention,
:58:49
and I thought maybe we could,
uh, you know, party! [Laughing]
:58:54
I don't do that anymore.
Oh...
:58:56
You better get out of here before
you wake the president. [Snoring]
:58:59
[Announcer] When President Harrison
Chandler was married in the White House,