:58:03
people have asked,
"How did it happen?"
:58:05
[Man Imitating Ship Whistle]
Join me...
:58:09
as we dramatically
recreate... [Man] ¤ Nearer ¤
:58:10
the sinking of the great ocean
liner Titanic. ¤ My God, to thee ¤
:58:17
Bullshit or not?
:58:19
You be the judge,
here on this station.
:58:22
[Announcer] From the pen of
America's wealthiest author,
:58:25
Irving Sidney, the man
who gave us... [Rapping]
:58:27
The best-sellers, Irving Sidney's The
Naked Virgin... [Rapping Continues]
:58:30
And Irving Sidney's
The Power and the Flesh,
:58:33
comes Irving Sidney's
sizzling new blockbuster...
:58:36
Hey, baby.
[Laughs]
:58:40
Long time
no see, huh?
:58:42
There must be some mistake.
Come on. Who are ya kiddin'?
:58:44
It's me.
It's Bert.
:58:47
Look, I'm in town with
the textile convention,
:58:49
and I thought maybe we could,
uh, you know, party! [Laughing]
:58:54
I don't do that anymore.
Oh...
:58:56
You better get out of here before
you wake the president. [Snoring]
:58:59
[Announcer] When President Harrison
Chandler was married in the White House,
:59:03
it was the social event
of the decade.
:59:05
The courageous president...
:59:08
and his beautiful new bride.
:59:10
But she possessed a secret
that could shatter her dreams...
:59:13
and topple a government.
:59:16
I'll meet you in the
Lincoln Room in five minutes.
:59:20
[Announcer]
She was forced to live a lie...
:59:22
when her sins
came back to haunt her.
:59:25
She was
"first lady of the evening. "
:59:29
Irving Sidney's
1st Lady of the Evening.
:59:33
A Magnet paperback in easy-to-read
type with no big words.
:59:42
[Simmons On Radio]
¤ Birds suddenly appear ¤
:59:46
¤ Every time ¤
[Sighs]
:59:48
Look, Violet, what do you say
we go park out by the lake?
:59:52
My glands are
out of control.
:59:55
Well, okay, Georgie,
but are you prepared?
:59:58
I've been preparing myself for 17 years.