:44:01
Honey, that is so devastating.
:44:04
I just don't understand it.
Her résumé was perfect.
:44:07
Her references were impeccable.
:44:10
Dennis is gonna kill me.
:44:12
Excuse me? I heard you
talking about preschools...
:44:16
...and I was just wondering, what age
do they actually start? I forget.
:44:20
Well, it depends. Two and a half, three.
:44:22
Oh, yeah?
Are the good schools hard to get into?
:44:26
Hard? Are you kidding?
:44:28
I've had Alexis registered at the
Preschool for Performing Arts since birth.
:44:32
He's already on the waiting list for Dalton.
:44:35
- So if we're not on a waiting list by now...
- You can forget about it, honey.
:44:39
Mom, doesn't the sky look just like
Cézanne's Bay of Marseilles?
:44:48
Gee, it does. Oh, Ben, that is
a terrific observation. Go play, honey.
:44:53
You... They teach Cézanne in preschool?
:44:57
Well, no. Actually Ben
is a graduate of The Center.
:45:00
- Oh, that's an idea for you.
- Really? The Center? What is that?
:45:04
It's a week-long programme that teaches
you how to multiply a child's intelligence.
:45:10
When we first went there,
Ben, he could barely speak.
:45:13
By the time we left,
he was reciting The Raven.
:45:16
What kind of classes
do you have your daughter in now?
:45:19
Oh...
:45:22
- None.
- Not even a Mommy &ç Me?
:45:25
- No.
- Not Gymboree?
:45:28
- Not reading readiness?
- Nothing! Child can't even hold a cup.
:45:32
The other babies are way ahead of her.
:45:35
I thought I had problems!
:45:39
(man) Welcome to
The Center for Brighter Babies.
:45:42
The point here, mums and dads,
is to teach your children the facts of life.
:45:45
All they see and hear
can be stored and utilised.
:45:48
Please allow no more than one second
per information card. You may... begin.
:45:53
( "Everchanging Times")
:45:55
(mothers in unison)
Republic of Botswana.
:45:59
President Kennedy.