:45:00
- Oh, that's an idea for you.
- Really? The Center? What is that?
:45:04
It's a week-long programme that teaches
you how to multiply a child's intelligence.
:45:10
When we first went there,
Ben, he could barely speak.
:45:13
By the time we left,
he was reciting The Raven.
:45:16
What kind of classes
do you have your daughter in now?
:45:19
Oh...
:45:22
- None.
- Not even a Mommy &รง Me?
:45:25
- No.
- Not Gymboree?
:45:28
- Not reading readiness?
- Nothing! Child can't even hold a cup.
:45:32
The other babies are way ahead of her.
:45:35
I thought I had problems!
:45:39
(man) Welcome to
The Center for Brighter Babies.
:45:42
The point here, mums and dads,
is to teach your children the facts of life.
:45:45
All they see and hear
can be stored and utilised.
:45:48
Please allow no more than one second
per information card. You may... begin.
:45:53
( "Everchanging Times")
:45:55
(mothers in unison)
Republic of Botswana.
:45:59
President Kennedy.
:46:04
Door knob.
:46:06
BMW.
:46:10
Whoopi Goldberg.
:46:12
I'm late for a meeting.
Just let me out here. I can run, OK?
:46:16
Cos you guys didn't come in, I asked
you for all the research on Thursday.
:46:19
When was it? When did I...? Oh! Sorry.
:46:22
Whoa. Very sorry.
:46:25
Where was I?
:46:31
Caught in between
:46:35
It comes back to
:46:38
You and me, everchanging times
:46:41
I gotta find me a better understanding
:46:47
Every day I keep forgetting what's mine
:46:50
I gotta find me a way less demanding
:46:53
Tchaikovsky.
:46:56
Great gray owl.
:46:58
Shrimp sushi.