Blind Date
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:04:01
Turns out, she came in a limo. I say,
" I've never been in a limo before."

:04:06
She stares at me for 30 seconds,
then says, " Let's take a ride."

:04:11
In the limo, she pushes a button and
a wall's up between us and the driver.

:04:16
She hits another button,
a sunroof opens.

:04:20
Bar slides open.
:04:23
She pours us vodka,
plays Sly and the Family Stone.

:04:26
Next thing I know, we slide onto PCH.
:04:33
Full moon, 2:00 a.m,
vodka, limo, music.

:04:37
And I'm thinking....
:04:39
-I don't believe you.
-We start to kiss.

:04:42
I slide my hand up her dress.
What do I find? Garter belt!

:04:46
-All your women wear garter belts!
-So I tell her I want her...

:04:51
...from behind, standing up,
with my head sticking out the sunroof.

:04:55
So we start doing it.
:04:57
We're going 60, my head's out
the roof, my hair's flying....

:05:01
This didn't happen. There was
no limo, no woman, no sunroof--

:05:08
That's disgusting.
:05:10
I'm ashamed to know you. How do you
get women to do these things?

:05:15
As you know by now, Yakamoto has
agreed to entrust the management...

:05:20
...of all his personal
and corporate assets to us.

:05:24
No small thanks
to the efforts of Harry Gruen.

:05:29
I'm sure Mr. Yakamoto's
confidence in us...

:05:32
...will increase with the lethal charm
you'll all exude tonight.

:05:36
A word of caution.
:05:39
He's very traditional.
Old-fashioned ideas about women.

:05:43
Wives must follow certain rules.
:05:45
Can't speak until spoken to, don't sit
until he does, all that crap.

:05:52
Meanwhile...
:05:54
...he keeps a stable of concubines
you wouldn't believe.


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