:25:00
"Now we have $300 million and 70.
:25:05
"Because I want to do my share."
No.
:25:08
All you have to do, you marry
a man with $300 million,
:25:11
is fuck your husband.
:25:13
That's it! That's your job.
:25:14
Fuck your husband! That's it.
That's... Just fuck your husband.
:25:18
You fill out a W-2,
they say, "What you do?"
:25:20
You say, "I fuck my husband."
That's it.
:25:28
And I've had my share of pussy.
:25:29
I have yet...
Even if the pussy was great
:25:33
and sparks shot out
the woman's ass
:25:35
and cannons blared
and the mountains crumbled
:25:38
and the seas roared,
:25:40
no pussy is worth $1 50 million!
:25:45
No pussy.
:25:51
I'd like to meet some pussy like that.
:25:53
Put the shit on layaway.
:25:57
That shit scared the shit out of me.
Half? I was petrified.
:26:00
Man, you know what's real scary
:26:02
is that American women in the '80s
have become very business-conscious.
:26:06
Y'all the most resourceful
:26:07
and the most business-smart
women on the planet. Now, in the '80s.
:26:12
And it would be an asset to us,
as American men,
:26:15
if you weren't so vindictive.
:26:17
Because the two don't match.
:26:18
Then, what's really fucked up,
is y'all the most loving people.
:26:21
American women
are all off into this romance
:26:23
and they genuinely
fall in love with you.
:26:25
Now, love and money do not mix.
The shit don't mix.
:26:30
Especially if you got
a business-smart woman...
:26:32
You go up and say, "I never met
anybody like you before."
:26:34
"I never met anyone like you."
"Why don't we be together."
:26:37
"Will you marry me?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
:26:39
"Before we get married, why don't
you sign this prenuptial agreement."
:26:46
"What do you mean,
a prenuptial agreement?"
:26:48
"That's a contract that stipulates
if we ever break up,
:26:50
"you take what you had
and I take what I had."
:26:59
"First of all, I don't give a fuck who
you are and what you have, OK?