:24:00
No, don't get me wrong.
:24:01
lf you marry somebody
and neither one of you have anything
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and you build 300 million together,
you deserve half.
:24:07
But Johnny was 300 million in
when they met.
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And I'm quite sure she knew.
:24:15
Johnny says, "Hey, I'm Johnny."
:24:16
She was like, "I know who you are,
motherfucker."
:24:19
And they got married, broke up,
shit didn't work out.
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And then he had to give her
$1 50 million of his money.
:24:24
I know a lot of housewives
sitting out there going:
:24:27
"You can't put a price on what I do."
:24:28
But, ladies, if you marry a man
with $300 million,
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you ain't no regular housewife. You
ain't got to clean the house no more.
:24:35
You get a maid.
You ain't cleaning shit!
:24:37
You marry a man with $300 million,
you ain't cooking. You're eating out.
:24:41
You marry... You know how a lot of
housewives gotta get jobs on the side
:24:44
to help make ends meet?
:24:46
He got 300 million, the ends
are meeting like a motherfucker.
:24:51
What you gonna do, get a job at
a boutique on the weekends and shit?
:24:55
And say, "Here, Johnny.
I made $ 70, put that with the rest.
:25:00
"Now we have $300 million and 70.
:25:05
"Because I want to do my share."
No.
:25:08
All you have to do, you marry
a man with $300 million,
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is fuck your husband.
:25:13
That's it! That's your job.
:25:14
Fuck your husband! That's it.
That's... Just fuck your husband.
:25:18
You fill out a W-2,
they say, "What you do?"
:25:20
You say, "I fuck my husband."
That's it.
:25:28
And I've had my share of pussy.
:25:29
I have yet...
Even if the pussy was great
:25:33
and sparks shot out
the woman's ass
:25:35
and cannons blared
and the mountains crumbled
:25:38
and the seas roared,
:25:40
no pussy is worth $1 50 million!
:25:45
No pussy.
:25:51
I'd like to meet some pussy like that.
:25:53
Put the shit on layaway.
:25:57
That shit scared the shit out of me.
Half? I was petrified.