Eddie Murphy Raw
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:23:00
And over her head it said, "Johnny's
wife wants half Johnny's money."

:23:04
I turned that shit back to Johnny.
:23:09
Then I started thinking about it.
Half.

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lf you... lf you have $5
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and have to give somebody
$2.50, you'd be upset.

:23:19
Johnny had to have
at least 300 million.

:23:23
And have to give up $1 50 million?
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And they wasn't even married
but ten years.

:23:28
And $1 50 million? Get...
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Give me a fucking break.
What...? What...?

:23:34
And ladies... Now, here's a woman
right here saying, "Right on."

:23:37
Baby, that's not fair.
Not no 1 50 million.

:23:39
I see a lot of you ladies going:
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"Get all the money you can, shit.
I'm glad she did get all that money.

:23:45
"She earned it. She earned it.
That... You damn right.

:23:48
"She was married to him,
she deserved that money."

:23:50
Get the fuck out of my face
with that bullshit.

:23:53
No. Stop it.
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No, don't get me wrong.
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lf you marry somebody
and neither one of you have anything

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and you build 300 million together,
you deserve half.

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But Johnny was 300 million in
when they met.

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And I'm quite sure she knew.
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Johnny says, "Hey, I'm Johnny."
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She was like, "I know who you are,
motherfucker."

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And they got married, broke up,
shit didn't work out.

:24:22
And then he had to give her
$1 50 million of his money.

:24:24
I know a lot of housewives
sitting out there going:

:24:27
"You can't put a price on what I do."
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But, ladies, if you marry a man
with $300 million,

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you ain't no regular housewife. You
ain't got to clean the house no more.

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You get a maid.
You ain't cleaning shit!

:24:37
You marry a man with $300 million,
you ain't cooking. You're eating out.

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You marry... You know how a lot of
housewives gotta get jobs on the side

:24:44
to help make ends meet?
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He got 300 million, the ends
are meeting like a motherfucker.

:24:51
What you gonna do, get a job at
a boutique on the weekends and shit?

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And say, "Here, Johnny.
I made $ 70, put that with the rest.


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