:22:01
"Give it to me, now!
Oh, shit. Herpes. I crapped out.
:22:03
"My dick is fucked up.
My dick is ruined."
:22:07
So be careful. Get married.
:22:10
I went out and found
the perfect woman.
:22:11
Nineteen years old. Beautiful face.
A virgin. Nobody ever fucked her.
:22:16
And had an ass like this:
:22:20
And her legs are like:
Her titties are like:
:22:23
She was so fine. She's one
of the people that's so fine,
:22:25
when you see them,
they make you ugly.
:22:27
You be like, "Goddamn,
who is that motherfucker?"
:22:30
She was fine.
I went, I cut all my girls off.
:22:32
I said, "That's it, I'm getting married.
This is it. Gonna be me and her."
:22:35
I was so happy. And I went out
and I went shopping.
:22:38
And I was waiting on the line
and I saw the Enquirer magazine
:22:41
while I was waiting on the line
:22:42
and I saw Johnny Carson
on the front page.
:22:44
There was a picture of him like this:
:22:48
Then I said, "What's up with Johnny?"
I turned to the inside story
:22:51
and his wife was on the other page
and she was like this:
:23:00
And over her head it said, "Johnny's
wife wants half Johnny's money."
:23:04
I turned that shit back to Johnny.
:23:09
Then I started thinking about it.
Half.
:23:14
lf you... lf you have $5
:23:15
and have to give somebody
$2.50, you'd be upset.
:23:19
Johnny had to have
at least 300 million.
:23:23
And have to give up $1 50 million?
:23:26
And they wasn't even married
but ten years.
:23:28
And $1 50 million? Get...
:23:30
Give me a fucking break.
What...? What...?
:23:34
And ladies... Now, here's a woman
right here saying, "Right on."
:23:37
Baby, that's not fair.
Not no 1 50 million.
:23:39
I see a lot of you ladies going:
:23:40
"Get all the money you can, shit.
I'm glad she did get all that money.
:23:45
"She earned it. She earned it.
That... You damn right.
:23:48
"She was married to him,
she deserved that money."
:23:50
Get the fuck out of my face
with that bullshit.
:23:53
No. Stop it.