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They'll get half your money,
your house, your car, alimony,
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child support and your children.
:28:07
You will be on the cover
of the Enquirer like this:
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So be careful!
:28:14
I started having nightmares.
:28:16
I was waking up in the middle
of the night like this: "Half!"
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Because I'm into American women.
I like American women.
:28:25
I got a friend
got a Japanese girlfriend.
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And Japanese women are
the most docile women on the planet.
:28:31
They're real... They're real timid,
timid, timid, timid women.
:28:34
I walked in the house
and his friend, Japanese girl,
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bowed to me when I walked in.
:28:38
I said, "What's wrong
with your wife's back and shit?"
:28:40
He said, "That's a Japanese thing.
They bow."
:28:42
And I was like,
"Miss, did you decorate the house?"
:28:44
She looked at her husband,
he did like this:
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"You may speak."
And she spoke.
:28:48
And I was like, "Now, that's
pussy control for you, there."
:28:54
You know, because I'm used
to American women saying:
:28:56
"You don't own me."
:28:58
"Hey, baby, where you going?"
:29:08
"Excuse me?"
"I said, where you going?"
:29:11
"You don't own me."
:29:14
"You my woman, ain't you?"
"I don't see no rings on these fingers.
:29:18
"Are you gonna put a ring
on this finger?
:29:20
"Well, I..."
"Then you don't own me then, OK?
:29:22
"I don't give a fuck
who you are or what you have, OK?
:29:25
"You got a whole lot of nerve,
come and ask me where I'm going.
:29:28
"I don't answer to my father,
I ain't gonna answer to no man.
:29:30
"Ain't no man gonna tell me
where I can go.
:29:32
"Who do you think you are?
:29:34
"To come and ask me where
I'm going? Nobody owns me.
:29:36
"I own myself.
I am my own person."
:29:40
And we hear all that shit,
then be, "OK."
:29:45
"Well, where you gonna be?"
"I'm gonna be where I'm at!
:29:50
"You don't own me!"
Well, you don't.
:29:54
You don't own your woman.
"You gonna put a ring on my finger?"
:29:56
That shuts you right up.
You say, "OK."
:29:58
I know you spend a lot of your money
on your woman.