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I get into bed...
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I get into bed...
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When you get into bed, would you
rather have somebody say:
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"Oh, make love to me"
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or grab the back of your head and say,
"Fuck the shit out of me.
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"You motherfucker.
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"Just fuck, mother...
Fuck me, goddamn it."
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You want somebody
in the bed with you:
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"Oh, darling, I want to make
love to you." That type of shit.
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"You a motherfucker..."
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I'm a realist. But they'll tell you, "I don't
wanna fuck, I wanna make love."
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And they make you wait. And you wait
and wait and wait and wait.
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And you just keep on waiting, you just
wait and finally she gives you some.
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And it's the best
you ever had in your life.
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You come harder
than you've ever came.
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"This was it. This was the feeling I've
been searching for. I finally made love."
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You didn't make love.
lt just felt real good. You know why?
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Because you waited
five months for it.
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lf you're starving and somebody
throw you a cracker,
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you gonna be like this:
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"Goddamn, that's the best cracker
I ever ate in my life!
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"That ain't no regular cracker, was it?
What was that, a Saltine?
:40:19
"Goddamn, that was delicious.
:40:20
"That wasn't no Saltine. That was...
That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz?
:40:23
"God, that was the best cracker
I ever ate in my life.
:40:26
"Can I have another one, please?
Please, one more."
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Then you get married, because
you think you've found the bomb.
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Have the same crackers
every day for a year.
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And you roll over one day
and be like:
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"Hey, I just got some
regular old crackers."
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Try to leave? Half!
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So be careful. Marry someone
that's not gonna fool around on you.
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Which would be hard
to do in the '80s,
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because everybody's
fucking each other nowadays.
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lt's like Fuckfest '8 7.
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Everybody... Everybody is fucking
and it really... lt's getting bad.
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Let me hear the women clap that
are loyal to their men, truthfully.