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"Stop making them dick threats."
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The woman's favorite...
Y'all always make...
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The woman's favorite threat is,
"I'll do something to your dick."
:45:06
"lf a man do this, I kick him in his nuts.
A man put his hands...
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"Don't you put your hands on me,
I'm gonna kick you where it hurts."
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Dick threats. Y'all don't realize
how sensitive nuts are, do you?
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Men don't like to hear a threat like that.
You hear somebody:
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"I'll kick you in the nuts."
lt make you wince, be like:
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"Change the subject, please."
:45:25
You don't have to kick
no nuts to hurt nobody.
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You could just graze nuts.
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And the man would be fucked up.
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And that pain is worse, because
it don't set in for, like, ten seconds.
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You be wondering if it's gonna hurt.
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You say, "I wonder,
did that hit my nuts, just...?"
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There's no getting around it.
"I'll kick you in your nuts."
:45:50
You don't have to kick.
You could just graze it.
:45:52
Y'all do that... You ever have
a woman play-fight with you?
:45:54
Your man get serious
when they threaten your dick.
:45:57
You be, "Hey, baby, come on."
And she go:
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You say, "Hey, hey, hey.
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"I think playtime is over.
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"Getting a little crazy." That's why men
don't like to handle babies.
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Them little babies with them
high-top white shoes on
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with the real hard bottoms.
When they about 1 years old,
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you pick them up
and their leg muscles be strong
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and they stomp you
in the nuts with both feet.
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And both of y'all be dribbling.
You be like:
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And their mother think
you talking baby talk.
:46:28
"Oh, that's so cute,
the way they talking."
:46:32
"Yeah, go to your mother, please."
"What's the matter, he stink?"
:46:35
"No, I'm about to throw
this motherfucker someplace.
:46:38
"Get a little older, I'm gonna kick
you in your nuts, see how you like it."
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"I kick him in his nuts." Always talking
about kicking somebody in the nuts.
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You know what, ladies?
I had a woman ask me the other day:
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"You know why I say my thing?
I wanna know why all men fool around.
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"Why, why, why? I do everything
my man wants me to do
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"and he still fools around. Why?
I cook, I clean, I fuck.
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"I come and go as he says.
Why, why, why?"