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"I think playtime is over.
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"Getting a little crazy." That's why men
don't like to handle babies.
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Them little babies with them
high-top white shoes on
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with the real hard bottoms.
When they about 1 years old,
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you pick them up
and their leg muscles be strong
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and they stomp you
in the nuts with both feet.
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And both of y'all be dribbling.
You be like:
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And their mother think
you talking baby talk.
:46:28
"Oh, that's so cute,
the way they talking."
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"Yeah, go to your mother, please."
"What's the matter, he stink?"
:46:35
"No, I'm about to throw
this motherfucker someplace.
:46:38
"Get a little older, I'm gonna kick
you in your nuts, see how you like it."
:46:42
"I kick him in his nuts." Always talking
about kicking somebody in the nuts.
:46:46
You know what, ladies?
I had a woman ask me the other day:
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"You know why I say my thing?
I wanna know why all men fool around.
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"Why, why, why? I do everything
my man wants me to do
:46:54
"and he still fools around. Why?
I cook, I clean, I fuck.
:46:57
"I come and go as he says.
Why, why, why?"
:47:00
Then you call up your girlfriends
and go, "Why?"
:47:02
She go, "I don't know.
My man ain't home." "Why?"
:47:03
Then you call up your mother
and say, "Mama, why?"
:47:05
She go, "I don't know, your father
ain't home." "Why? Why?"
:47:08
I'll tell you why all men fool around.
:47:11
- Why?
- Hear the ladies go, "Why?"
:47:14
Men fool around because of this.
:47:16
Look at all the women in the audience
right now looking up here like this:
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We fool around because
we figured women out.
:47:28
We did.
See, a lot of you ladies going:
:47:31
"What does he mean,
he figured us out?"
:47:32
And dumb niggas going, "Yeah, what
does he mean, we figured them out?"
:47:37
We figured you out in this sense,
and this is true.
:47:39
Anybody's ever done this
will agree with what I'm saying.
:47:43
Any woman that's ever had this done
to her will agree what I'm gonna say.
:47:46
Those of you who've never
done this will go, "I disagree."
:47:49
But once you make
a woman come real hard,
:47:53
once you make a woman say:
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No matter how bad you fuck up,
no matter what you do wrong,