Eddie Murphy Raw
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"I think playtime is over.
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"Getting a little crazy." That's why men
don't like to handle babies.

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Them little babies with them
high-top white shoes on

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with the real hard bottoms.
When they about 1 years old,

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you pick them up
and their leg muscles be strong

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and they stomp you
in the nuts with both feet.

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And both of y'all be dribbling.
You be like:

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And their mother think
you talking baby talk.

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"Oh, that's so cute,
the way they talking."

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"Yeah, go to your mother, please."
"What's the matter, he stink?"

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"No, I'm about to throw
this motherfucker someplace.

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"Get a little older, I'm gonna kick
you in your nuts, see how you like it."

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"I kick him in his nuts." Always talking
about kicking somebody in the nuts.

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You know what, ladies?
I had a woman ask me the other day:

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"You know why I say my thing?
I wanna know why all men fool around.

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"Why, why, why? I do everything
my man wants me to do

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"and he still fools around. Why?
I cook, I clean, I fuck.

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"I come and go as he says.
Why, why, why?"

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Then you call up your girlfriends
and go, "Why?"

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She go, "I don't know.
My man ain't home." "Why?"

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Then you call up your mother
and say, "Mama, why?"

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She go, "I don't know, your father
ain't home." "Why? Why?"

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I'll tell you why all men fool around.
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- Why?
- Hear the ladies go, "Why?"

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Men fool around because of this.
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Look at all the women in the audience
right now looking up here like this:

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We fool around because
we figured women out.

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We did.
See, a lot of you ladies going:

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"What does he mean,
he figured us out?"

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And dumb niggas going, "Yeah, what
does he mean, we figured them out?"

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We figured you out in this sense,
and this is true.

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Anybody's ever done this
will agree with what I'm saying.

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Any woman that's ever had this done
to her will agree what I'm gonna say.

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Those of you who've never
done this will go, "I disagree."

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But once you make
a woman come real hard,

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once you make a woman say:
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No matter how bad you fuck up,
no matter what you do wrong,


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