Eddie Murphy Raw
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no matter what you say, no matter
what you do, as long as you say:

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"I'm sorry," she will listen to your story.
And that's the truth.

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That's the God's honest truth.
lt is the truth. Stop it. lt's the truth.

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lt is the truth. And, ladies, as soon
as y'all make that noise,

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your relationship will change
with your man. Because we know.

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We wait on that noise.
We waiting on it.

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Because we know we can act different
as soon as you go:

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We know we can act the fool then.
Remember when your man

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couldn't make it, he would call?
No more of that shit. He heard you go:

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Remember he wanted to spend all his
free time with you? No more of that.

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You made that noise.
Your man can act crazy.

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We know as soon as you go:
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Our face is in the pillow like this,
"I got this motherfucker now, boy."

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Then you start talking to her:
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"Whose pussy is this?
Whose pussy is this?"

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"Oh, it's your pussy!
lt's your pussy!"

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And your relationship changes
from that moment.

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The woman be sitting on the bed,
legs shaking:

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"Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't believe it.

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"I never came like that before.
I can't believe it."

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And their man get real cold,
saying shit like:

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"Why don't you shake your ass home."
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"What are you talking about?
Why are you treating me like this?

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"We have a relationship."
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"You don't own me."
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"What do you mean?
We have a relationship.

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"I thought that we go together."
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"I don't see no rings on your finger."
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"But I love you!"
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"Well, what have you
done for me lately?"

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And y'all put up with it.
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Y'all start putting up
with all kinds of crazy shit.

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I guess it's hard to find
somebody that knows

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how to do it to you right,
because when y'all find one,

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y'all stick through that man
through all kinds of bullshit.

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I know a man got busted coming
out of another woman's house.

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Show you how far a woman will stoop.
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He got busted coming out
of another woman's house.


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