1:00:04
"Ain't no green peppers
at McDonald's."
1:00:07
"I'm not making McDonald's,
I'm making Mama's burger.
1:00:09
"I need a green pepper and an onion
and get me an egg out too."
1:00:15
"What you need eggs for?
1:00:17
"I want hamburgers.
1:00:20
"You making Egg McMuffins."
1:00:26
"I'm not making an Egg McMuffin.
I don't know what no Egg McMuffin is.
1:00:29
Just get me the egg
and shut your mouth."
1:00:30
She take the egg and
the green peppers
1:00:32
and chop the peppers up
in big chunks.
1:00:34
Don't even dice it. Big chunks
of green peppers and onion
1:00:37
and mix the egg in and put
paprika and all this shit in it
1:00:40
and make a big meatball and put it
in the middle of this frying pan.
1:00:43
At McDonald's, the meat is this thin.
Your mother's shit is like this or fatter.
1:00:48
Green peppers hanging
out of it and shit.
1:00:50
And there's a big split in the middle
and grease is popping out.
1:00:53
You're looking at it while it's popping.
1:00:55
You're looking at the grease
in the pan and thinking:
1:00:57
"That don't look like no McDonald's."
1:01:00
Then your mother say, "Go inside
the refrigerator and get me the bread
1:01:03
out of the bread box." And you go
look in the bread box and you say:
1:01:07
"Ma, we don't have
no hamburger buns.
1:01:10
"All we have is Wonder Bread."
1:01:13
"That's what I said. Get the bread
out of the bread box."
1:01:17
"You gonna put it
on square Wonder Bread?"
1:01:20
"Bread is bread. Bring me
that bread before I slap you.
1:01:22
"Don't tell me about Wonder Bread.
1:01:24
"As much as that bread costs,
don't tell me about Wonder Bread.
1:01:27
"This is Wonder Bread.
A hamburger is a hamburger."
1:01:29
And she'd make it and put it in
the middle of square Wonder Bread.
1:01:33
At McDonald's, they use buns,
the meat covers the whole bread.
1:01:36
At your mother's, the meat's right
in the middle of the bread,
1:01:39
with grease running
through the middle,
1:01:41
making the bread stick
to the plate.
1:01:43
This big green pepper
is hanging out the top
1:01:45
of this big meatball on the bread.
1:01:47
And you try to put some ketchup on it
and it mixes with the grease,
1:01:50
turn the bread into pink dough.
1:01:53
Then you grab it
and get fingerprinted
1:01:55
and you got big, pink fingerprints
in the dough.
1:01:58
You stand there looking at it and you
try to make it look like McDonald's,