Eddie Murphy Raw
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1:08:02
"You heard what I said, moolie.
Pay for my fucking candy...

1:08:11
"...or I'll kick your ass."
1:08:15
"Oh, you just saw Rocky.
1:08:20
"Look, little ltalian white man.
1:08:22
"I enjoy Sylvester Stallone's
movies too.

1:08:25
"But I'm waiting to get some candy
and I'm gonna go see a movie.

1:08:28
"Why don't you just go hop in your
lROC Z-28 and take your ass home."

1:08:35
"I'll kick your fucking ass."
1:08:38
Then they hear that Rocky music.
1:08:41
Hour later:
1:08:44
"He's not gonna make it.
1:08:46
"The big nigger named Abdullah's
hand wrapped around his throat.

1:08:49
"And a box of Juji Fruits rammed
up his ass. He's not gonna make it.

1:08:53
"He's fucked up."
1:08:57
That's who I had a fight with.
An ltalian.

1:08:59
Those are the worst white people to
fight, especially around Rocky time.

1:09:03
Because I was in a discotheque talking
to Deney Terrio from Dance Fever.

1:09:08
Don't ask me why.
1:09:10
We were there kicking it
and this ltalian dude

1:09:13
was there with his girlfriend
and she is looking at me or Deney.

1:09:16
ltalians don't play that shit.
You hear the shit they say

1:09:19
to their girlfriends? "What the fuck
you looking over there for?

1:09:22
"Don't tell me you're not looking.
I just saw you.

1:09:24
"You been looking over there
all fucking night.

1:09:26
"You look over there again
and I'm gonna pick up a glass

1:09:29
"and shove it in your fucking mouth.
Don't look over there. No, you shut up.

1:09:33
"You're making me look
like an asshole.

1:09:35
"Don't you ever disrespect me.
Don't you ever.

1:09:37
"Hey, shut up. Don't you ever...
I'll fucking kick your ass inside here.

1:09:41
"What are you looking at a fucking
dancer and a melanzane for?

1:09:45
"You know I'll kick his moolie ass."
He pushed me.

1:09:48
Black people from New York have
this trick we use on white people.

1:09:51
lt works.
Even if you can't fight,

1:09:53
you have to act like you can fight,
1:09:55
because that gets you out
of a lot of fights.

1:09:57
lt works.
lf you have some problem...

1:09:59
Walk up to a white dude and
step on his foot. And he says:


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