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Because I was in a discotheque talking
to Deney Terrio from Dance Fever.
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Don't ask me why.
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We were there kicking it
and this ltalian dude
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was there with his girlfriend
and she is looking at me or Deney.
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ltalians don't play that shit.
You hear the shit they say
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to their girlfriends? "What the fuck
you looking over there for?
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"Don't tell me you're not looking.
I just saw you.
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"You been looking over there
all fucking night.
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"You look over there again
and I'm gonna pick up a glass
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"and shove it in your fucking mouth.
Don't look over there. No, you shut up.
1:09:33
"You're making me look
like an asshole.
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"Don't you ever disrespect me.
Don't you ever.
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"Hey, shut up. Don't you ever...
I'll fucking kick your ass inside here.
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"What are you looking at a fucking
dancer and a melanzane for?
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"You know I'll kick his moolie ass."
He pushed me.
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Black people from New York have
this trick we use on white people.
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lt works.
Even if you can't fight,
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you have to act like you can fight,
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because that gets you out
of a lot of fights.
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lt works.
lf you have some problem...
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Walk up to a white dude and
step on his foot. And he says:
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"Hey, you got a problem?" You go,
"Yeah, motherfucker, I got a problem!"
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"I just lost my motherfucking job
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"to a white man, look just like you!
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"So I say I'm gonna step on some feet
till I feel I've redeemed myself.
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"You got a problem?"
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And white guys will go,
"Hey, I didn't know about your job."
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They leave and brother
be standing there like this:
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"That was close.
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"I almost got fucked up."
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So I know you gotta act
like you can fight.
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First, you make your voice
go up an octave
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and act real confused.
And mumble:
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"What the fuck this
motherfucker trying...?
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"Yo, you don't put your
motherfucking hand, no...
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"Mind your motherfucking business.
I'll bust your motherfucking ass.
1:10:51
"Don't you never put your hands...
Shut the fuck up.
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"What the fuck is wrong
with you, man?
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"You know I'll bust you...
Get the fuck off me.
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"I'll bust your motherfucking ass too.
Mind your motherfucking business.