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Hey...
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I got an idea.
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Ernest, uh,
have you ever had
:29:09
any group-leadership
experience?
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Uh, I had
an ant farm once.
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Close enough.
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How would you like to be
a counselor?
:29:18
Are you kiddin'?
Y-You mean a-a real counselor?
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A counselor like you guys,
a counselor?
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Just like us, Ernest.
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Uh, oh, Mr. Tipton, uh,
that's great.
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And... and I'll do
a great job... a great job...
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and I'll do
my regular work, too.
:29:36
Oh, I can't believe it's
true... me, a counselor.
:29:40
Oh, a-a real counselor.
:29:43
I can't believe it.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Tipton.
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Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
:29:47
A real counselor...
a really, really real, real,
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really, really, really,
real counselor.
:29:53
Thank you, Mr. Tipton.
Thank you.
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As your counselor,
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I will be taking you
deep into the forest
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in search of actual nature.
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We'll be traveling fast,
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moving light, keeping our ears
to the grindstone.
:30:17
So stay together,
be remindful of the weather,
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and, for Heaven's sakes,
:30:22
don't pick it,
or it will never heal.
:30:28
This guy looks like
a walking army-surplus store.
:30:31
The Salvation Army.
:30:33
I feel like the blind
are leading the stupid.
:30:36
What a loser.
:30:42
Hey, Rambo,
where are we goin'?
:30:44
Maybe he knows
a shortcut.
:30:47
Maybe we're lost.
:30:48
What is this,
"Wild Kingdom"?
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Ernest: Yeah, boys, isn't it
great to get off the beaten path,
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get out where nature
really lives?
:30:58
None of that theme-park stuff
here, know what I mean?