:04:04
- Why did you join my beloved Corps?
- Sir, to kill, sir!
:04:08
You're a killer!
:04:10
Let me see your war face!
:04:12
You've got a war face?
:04:15
That's a war face! Let me see yours!
:04:19
You didn't convince me!
Let me see your real war face!
:04:24
You don't scare me! Work on it!
:04:28
What's your excuse?
:04:29
Sir, excuse, sir?
:04:31
I'm asking the fucking questions,
understand?
:04:35
Thank you!
Can I be in charge for a while?
:04:38
Are you shook up? Nervous?
:04:40
Sir, I am, sir!
:04:42
Do I make you nervous?
:04:44
Were you about to call me an asshole?
:04:48
- How tall are you, Private?
- Sir, 5'9", sir!
:04:50
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
:04:53
Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh?
:04:57
The best part of you ran down
the crack of your mama's ass...
:05:00
...and ended up as a brown stain
on the mattress!
:05:04
Where in hell are you from?
:05:07
Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
:05:12
You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
:05:15
Suck dicks?
:05:17
You a peter-puffer?
:05:20
I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
:05:22
...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
:05:26
I'll be watching you!
:05:30
Your parents have children that lived?
:05:33
Bet they regret that!
:05:34
You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
:05:37
- What's your name, fatbody?
- Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
:05:40
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
:05:42
That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
:05:46
You suck dicks?
:05:48
Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
:05:52
I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
:05:56
From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
:05:59
Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?