:05:00
...and ended up as a brown stain
on the mattress!
:05:04
Where in hell are you from?
:05:07
Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
:05:12
You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
:05:15
Suck dicks?
:05:17
You a peter-puffer?
:05:20
I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
:05:22
...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
:05:26
I'll be watching you!
:05:30
Your parents have children that lived?
:05:33
Bet they regret that!
:05:34
You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
:05:37
- What's your name, fatbody?
- Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
:05:40
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
:05:42
That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
:05:46
You suck dicks?
:05:48
Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
:05:52
I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
:05:56
From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
:05:59
Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
:06:02
Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
:06:06
Any fucking time, sweetheart!
:06:09
I'm trying, sir!
:06:10
I'll give you three seconds...
:06:12
...exactly three fucking seconds...
:06:15
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
:06:17
...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!
:06:24
- Sir, I can't help it, sir!
- Get on your knees, scumbag!
:06:30
Now choke yourself!
:06:33
Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts!
:06:36
Don't pull my hand over there!
:06:38
I said choke yourself!
Lean forward and choke yourself!
:06:46
Are you through grinning?
:06:49
Bullshit! I can't hear you!
:06:53
Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
Sound off like you got a pair!
:06:58
That's enough. Get on your feet!