:06:01
- That the top kick's desk?
- Yeah. Slasher Williams.
:06:04
- Slasher?
- He did some boxing in the Army.
:06:08
- Yeah?
- Yeah. That reminds me...
:06:10
...I said I'd get someone
for guard duty.
:06:13
Oh, no sweat. I'll take it.
:06:16
I think you're gonna like Top, man.
:06:19
I think you'll hit it off.
I really do.
:06:22
- Hi, Top.
- Hey! Hey!
:06:25
- Who the hell are you?
- Willow's pulling guard duty tonight.
:06:29
Dildo, night-guard duty is the ugliest
duty you can pull...
:06:33
...and already had been pulled
by little shit-for-brains.
:06:39
I know, Top. He told me.
It's okay. I volunteered.
:06:44
You volunteered in my company?
:06:47
A fudge-nose volunteer
in my company?
:06:53
Dildo, you've managed
to top my shit list...
:06:57
...in exactly
13 fucking seconds!
:07:01
You got a problem with this boy, Top?
:07:05
No, sergeant major. Not exactly.
:07:08
I could hear you
as far as the latrine.
:07:11
This boy bugger your pet goat
or something?
:07:19
- Thought I'd drop by, catch the score.
- I think it's a disgrace.
:07:24
A disgrace that toy soldiers wear
the infantry's crossed rifles.
:07:29
Especially when the real infantry...
:07:31
...is crawling through rice paddies
and shit in Vietnam.
:07:35
I've said it enough
to make me unpopular here.
:07:38
- Sergeant Hazard.
- Sir.
:07:40
What's the debate about?
:07:43
I was telling the sergeant major, the
best thing I could do for my army...
:07:48
...is to get these snotnoses ready
for the inevitable. I wanna teach...
:07:53
Clell! You applied for a transfer
and I denied it. Now that's it.
:07:58
He's the best soldier on this post.
Except for Sergeant Major Nelson.