:28:02
- I'll stall him.
- Okay.
:28:09
When the inspection begins...
:28:12
...Colonel Godwin will chat
with some of you troops...
:28:17
...real homey shit.
- Outstanding.
:28:21
Don't step on your dicks.
That is an order!
:28:24
Just say you are from Asshole,
Arkansas, or some fucking place...
:28:30
...and you love the Army, and shut up!
:28:46
If I find slobber in these canteens,
you will drink it.
:29:03
Make a hole. Make it wide.
:29:22
Soldier!
:29:24
You told the colonel
you liked the Army, soldier!
:29:28
- Where are you from?
- Columbus, Ohio.
:29:31
- There any more like you back home?
- Not that I'm aware of.
:29:35
- Do you have any sisters back home?
- Yes, I have one sister.
:29:40
Is she sexually active?
:29:42
Of course not. I mean,
she's my sister. She's only 13.
:29:47
That's too bad.
:29:49
Never underestimate the value of
early training and proper breaking-in.