:07:01
- That's a joke, right?
- Maybe.
- I get it.
:07:12
Where is this man's paperwork?
:07:16
- Right here, Sergeant.
- Thank you, sir.
:07:21
United States Air Force.
The hat does give you away.
:07:30
- This is not military issue, Airman.
What sort of uniform is that?
- Cretan camouflage.
:07:34
If you want to blend into a crowd of
drunken Greeks, there's nothin' better.
:07:39
That is humour.
I recognize that.
:07:42
I also recognize
your species of soldier.
:07:45
I had a guy like you in the field
one time. He blew himself to pieces.
:07:49
But not before his humour cost the lives
of three very fine individuals.
:07:54
- I hope...
- You shut your fuckin' hole!
:07:56
You're in Southeast Asia now, pal.
You got your cushy little assignment.
:07:59
There's nothin' I can
do about that.
:08:02
In time, you will
make me forget it.
:08:06
You stay out of my way,
there'll be no problem.
:08:08
But if you toy with me,
I'll burn you so bad...
:08:11
you'll wish you died as a child.
:08:14
- Am I being fairly clear?
- Yes, sir.
:08:16
"Sir"?
I work for a living, Airman.
:08:19
You will address me
as Sergeant Major Dickerson.
:08:22
Yes, Sergeant Major Dickerson.
:08:30
He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed,
especially around the eyes.
:08:33
Hello, hello, hello.
:08:36
This is your chaplain,
Captain Noel...
:08:39
your radio programme
of personal beliefs.
:08:41
Great and manifold
are our blessings today.
:08:45
This great godly miracle
of radio...
:08:47
really gives me the opportunity...
:08:50
to speak to you on the air!
:08:52
Sir, it's time to rise.
:08:57
My God, it's Mardi Gras,
and I'm on the main float.