:08:02
In time, you will
make me forget it.
:08:06
You stay out of my way,
there'll be no problem.
:08:08
But if you toy with me,
I'll burn you so bad...
:08:11
you'll wish you died as a child.
:08:14
- Am I being fairly clear?
- Yes, sir.
:08:16
"Sir"?
I work for a living, Airman.
:08:19
You will address me
as Sergeant Major Dickerson.
:08:22
Yes, Sergeant Major Dickerson.
:08:30
He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed,
especially around the eyes.
:08:33
Hello, hello, hello.
:08:36
This is your chaplain,
Captain Noel...
:08:39
your radio programme
of personal beliefs.
:08:41
Great and manifold
are our blessings today.
:08:45
This great godly miracle
of radio...
:08:47
really gives me the opportunity...
:08:50
to speak to you on the air!
:08:52
Sir, it's time to rise.
:08:57
My God, it's Mardi Gras,
and I'm on the main float.
:09:00
Come on, sir. Couple of weeks,
this will be easy for you.
:09:03
- Oh, let me go back to bed.
- You gotta get up, sir.
:09:05
God. What time is it, Edward?
:09:07
- It's 5:30.
- 5:30. It's very early. I may have
to hurt you. Call me in five minutes.
:09:11
No, you have to get up right now
and you have to get on the air.
:09:14
- Oh. Fine. Fine.
- Come on, sir.
:09:17
...has signed Les Crane
to a late-night talk show.
:09:19
- This way, sir. It's just down
the hall and to the right.
- Yeah.
:09:21
- You must be nervous, sir, huh?
- I'm not even in my body, Edward.
:09:24
Don't worry about it.
It'll go great. This way, sir.
:09:46
We still have a few minutes
before your show begins, sir.
:09:49
When it's time to read the news, you
just take it off these machines here.
:09:52
But regardless of what you read,
Airman, the Department
of Defence wants final say.
:09:56
So every item's checked
by these two guys in here.
:09:59
Guys, I'd like you to meet
our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer.