:09:00
Come on, sir. Couple of weeks,
this will be easy for you.
:09:03
- Oh, let me go back to bed.
- You gotta get up, sir.
:09:05
God. What time is it, Edward?
:09:07
- It's 5:30.
- 5:30. It's very early. I may have
to hurt you. Call me in five minutes.
:09:11
No, you have to get up right now
and you have to get on the air.
:09:14
- Oh. Fine. Fine.
- Come on, sir.
:09:17
...has signed Les Crane
to a late-night talk show.
:09:19
- This way, sir. It's just down
the hall and to the right.
- Yeah.
:09:21
- You must be nervous, sir, huh?
- I'm not even in my body, Edward.
:09:24
Don't worry about it.
It'll go great. This way, sir.
:09:46
We still have a few minutes
before your show begins, sir.
:09:49
When it's time to read the news, you
just take it off these machines here.
:09:52
But regardless of what you read,
Airman, the Department
of Defence wants final say.
:09:56
So every item's checked
by these two guys in here.
:09:59
Guys, I'd like you to meet
our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer.
:10:22
That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
:10:26
He's impeccably clean.
:10:28
This man has cleaning products
shipped in from Wisconsin.
:10:32
He's also one of your roommates, so if
I were you, I'd think about suicide.
:10:35
Sir, I-I really don't think that you
want to use any of those records, sir.
:10:39
- We have a selection right here
that's prepared specifically...
- Hey, hey!
:10:42
I've been looking forward to meeting
you. Listen, could you do me a favour?
:10:45
- Can you say something funny
right this minute?
- I doubt it.
:10:48
I'm with you, man.
I'm on your frequency.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
:10:51
What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?
:10:54
I mean, the man's not funny.
I know funny, and he's not funny.
:10:57
Don't get me wrong. He seems like
a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy
and he's not funny either.