:16:00
- I'm makin'real good bread
- Get around, 'round, 'round
I get around
:16:03
- I get around,
- 'Round
:16:05
Get around, 'round, 'round
Ooh
:16:08
You know, I have to admit something
to you. I just came from Crete
with women that look like Zorba.
:16:11
Whoo! Thank you.
:16:14
"Those girls are just so pretty."
Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?
:16:17
"Yes, I am.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!"
:16:21
Lyndon, why did you name
your daughter "Lynda Bird"?
:16:23
"'Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel."
Easy, girl, easy.
:16:27
"You know, if you pick 'em up by their
ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much."
:16:29
"Oh, you're goin'
straight to hell for that one!
:16:32
Watch out o'er there!"
Here's an incredible coincidence.
:16:35
Ho Chi Minh, Colonel Sanders...
actually the same person?
:16:37
You be the judge. Our lines are open.
Somethin'real special now.
:16:39
We've got our traffic report
up there on the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
How's it goin'up there?
:16:42
"Adrian, it's not goin'
exactly well.
:16:44
There's a water buffalo jackknifed
up there. It's not a very pretty
picture. There's horns everywhere.
:16:49
I don't know what to say.
We're gonna maybe drop in a little
napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down.
:16:52
Have a little barbecue."
:16:57
The purpose of a man
is to love a woman
:17:01
And the purpose of a woman
is to love a man
:17:06
So come on, baby, let's start today
Come on, baby, let's play
:17:10
The game of love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
:17:14
We've got a special man in the audience
today. Right now, it's Mr Leo.
:17:17
He's a fashion consultant for the Army.
"Oh, thank you, Adrian.
I'm just very happy to be here.
:17:21
I want to tell you something.
You know, this whole camouflage thing
for me doesn't work very well. "
:17:25
Why is that? "Well, because you go
in the jungle, I can't see you.
:17:28
You know, it's like wearing
stripes and plaid. For me,
I want to do something different.
:17:32
You know, you go in the jungle,
make a statement.
If you're going to fight, clash.
:17:36
- You know what I mean?"
- Come on, baby, the time is right
Love your daddy with all your might
:17:40
Thank you for that lovely tune.
That funky music
will drive us till the dawn.
:17:45
Let's go.
Let's boogaloo till we puke.
:17:48
That's about it
for the Adrian Cron Hour.
:17:50
I'm gonna take myself
out of the driver's seat, but I'm
gonna turn you over right now...
:17:53
to Mr Excitement,
a man with limp, damaged hair,
but nevertheless a fireball...
:17:58
Dan Levitan!