:17:01
And the purpose of a woman
is to love a man
:17:06
So come on, baby, let's start today
Come on, baby, let's play
:17:10
The game of love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
:17:14
We've got a special man in the audience
today. Right now, it's Mr Leo.
:17:17
He's a fashion consultant for the Army.
"Oh, thank you, Adrian.
I'm just very happy to be here.
:17:21
I want to tell you something.
You know, this whole camouflage thing
for me doesn't work very well. "
:17:25
Why is that? "Well, because you go
in the jungle, I can't see you.
:17:28
You know, it's like wearing
stripes and plaid. For me,
I want to do something different.
:17:32
You know, you go in the jungle,
make a statement.
If you're going to fight, clash.
:17:36
- You know what I mean?"
- Come on, baby, the time is right
Love your daddy with all your might
:17:40
Thank you for that lovely tune.
That funky music
will drive us till the dawn.
:17:45
Let's go.
Let's boogaloo till we puke.
:17:48
That's about it
for the Adrian Cron Hour.
:17:50
I'm gonna take myself
out of the driver's seat, but I'm
gonna turn you over right now...
:17:53
to Mr Excitement,
a man with limp, damaged hair,
but nevertheless a fireball...
:17:58
Dan Levitan!
:18:04
This is AFRS, Radio Saigon,
and yours truly...
:18:07
Dan "The Man" Levitan.
:18:09
Greetings and salutations
to any and all servicemen in the area...
:18:13
and thanks so much
for joining us.
:18:18
Yeah! Yeah!
:18:20
Yeah, he's funny! I know funny.
This guy is funny!
:18:25
Sensational!
:18:27
- At ease!
- Hell, we already are.
:18:30
Just cool your tongue, Airman,
because I intend to take issue
with your performance.
:18:37
First of all, don't make fun
of the weather here.
:18:40
And don't say that the weather
is the same all the time here,
because it's not.
:18:43
- In fact, it's two degrees
cooler today than yesterday.
- Two degrees cooler?
:18:47
Me without my muff.
:18:50
- Muff! I tell you, this guy's funny.
- I'm trying to run a meeting here.
:18:54
You know, I hate the fact
that you people never salute me.
:18:58
I am a lieutenant,
and I would like salutes occasionally.