:19:01
That's what being a higher rank
is all about.
:19:03
Second...
:19:06
- Second...
- Programming taste.
:19:08
Programming taste.
:19:10
Frankly, I found your "I love
a police action" remark way out of line.
:19:15
How can you have the gall to compare
the conflict here in Vietnam...
:19:18
with a glass
of cappuccino coffee?
:19:20
Well, I was... It just comes up.
I was trying to be funny.
:19:23
- Funny is good. Funny is good.
- Yeah.
:19:26
But then do it by using
comedy and humour...
:19:28
not police action
and coffee remarks.
:19:31
Furthermore, you are to stick
to playing normal modes of music...
:19:35
not wild stuff.
:19:37
Those we would find acceptable here
would include Lawrence Welk...
:19:41
Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
:19:44
- Percy Faith.
- Percy Faith. Good!
:19:47
Andy Williams, Perry Como and
certain ballads by Mr Frank Sinatra.
:19:52
- Would Bob Dylan be out of line?
- Way, way, way out of line.
:19:57
Former VP Richard Nixon
will arrive here this week.
:20:01
Dreiwitz, I've assigned you
to cover the PC.
:20:04
- He likes to say PC
instead of press conference.
- And if you do hap...
:20:06
- The lieutenant loves to abbreviate.
- And if you do... And if you do...
:20:09
And if you do happen to speak with him,
please be polite and to the point
at all times.
:20:15
- Affirmative, sir.
- "Affirmative, sir." Good.
:20:19
Okay. Who do we have slated
for live entertainment in November?
:20:25
Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope,
but it turns out he won't come.
:20:29
- Why not?
- He doesn't play police actions,
just wars.
:20:33
Bob likes a big room, sir.
:20:37
- That is not funny!
- How 'bout if it escalated?
:20:47
- How about if what escalated?
- The Vietnam conflict.
:20:51
The Vietnam conflict.
:20:53
We are not going to escalate
a whole war just so we can
book a big-name comedian!
:20:58
We can get Tony Bennett
or Trini Lopez.