:26:41
- Good afternoon, class.
- Good afternoon, Mr Sloan.
:26:44
Uh, the last... last time, in our
last class, we read chapter three.
:26:48
You should've gotten the one
with the training wheels, pal.
:26:51
I was almost killed.
:26:54
A truck's bumper
was this far from my nose.
:26:57
My whole life passed before my eyes
and it wasn't even interesting to me.
:27:01
How am I gonna get to first base
with this girl?
:27:04
I want to buy some butter
and some cheese, please.
:27:08
It zoomed right by,
just like the way they say it does.
:27:11
Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds
from my dad's dichondra plants...
:27:15
arranging rakes by sizes
for my mom in the garage.
:27:18
Even encapsulated in two seconds,
my life is dull.
:27:21
- I find that very alarming.
- Edward, stay with me on this.
:27:24
- How am I gonna get this girl
to go out with me?
- You're not.
:27:27
This is a very different culture.
You would need very specific...
:27:29
family-sanctioned introductions
in order to talk to this girl.
:27:31
- Shh! Listen.
- We read not having in book.
:27:34
It read... read for my...
:27:37
- the book.
- I've never heard rhymes like that.
:27:40
I've got to be with her,
at least till she learns my name.
:27:43
- You think the teacher'd
be able to date her?
- Possibly.
:27:45
- But you would need very...
- That's just what I wanted to hear.
:27:47
Specific introductions.
:27:50
What we're going
to talk about today is shopping.
:27:54
Shopping for dinner, and the things you
buy during, uh... in your shopping trip.