:27:01
How am I gonna get to first base
with this girl?
:27:04
I want to buy some butter
and some cheese, please.
:27:08
It zoomed right by,
just like the way they say it does.
:27:11
Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds
from my dad's dichondra plants...
:27:15
arranging rakes by sizes
for my mom in the garage.
:27:18
Even encapsulated in two seconds,
my life is dull.
:27:21
- I find that very alarming.
- Edward, stay with me on this.
:27:24
- How am I gonna get this girl
to go out with me?
- You're not.
:27:27
This is a very different culture.
You would need very specific...
:27:29
family-sanctioned introductions
in order to talk to this girl.
:27:31
- Shh! Listen.
- We read not having in book.
:27:34
It read... read for my...
:27:37
- the book.
- I've never heard rhymes like that.
:27:40
I've got to be with her,
at least till she learns my name.
:27:43
- You think the teacher'd
be able to date her?
- Possibly.
:27:45
- But you would need very...
- That's just what I wanted to hear.
:27:47
Specific introductions.
:27:50
What we're going
to talk about today is shopping.
:27:54
Shopping for dinner, and the things you
buy during, uh... in your shopping trip.
:28:00
Specifically...
Excuse me.
:28:05
- Can I help you?
- Yes. I have two months to live...
:28:08
and I would like to teach
before I die.
:28:17
I don't think you understand me,
Sparky.
:28:20
It's all yours.
You got it.
:28:26
Hello, class.
My name is Adrian Cronauer.
:28:30
I'd like to get to know
all of you by having you
write down your name, address...
:28:35
and your home and work phone on a
piece of paper and passing it forward.
:28:37
Sergeant Sloan our teacher.
You not supposed to be in here.
:28:40
I was sent here on very
strict orders from a colonel.
:28:43
First thing I'd like to know is,
what subject this is.
:28:47
- Is it English?
- Yes, it is.
:28:49
And how lucky for me.
Thank you very much for playing.
:28:52
Now, let's start off with the fact
that English is a fantastic language.
:28:56
Let's try a little phrase,
uh, I like to call...