Good Morning, Vietnam
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Tomorrow a chance of continued
crappy with a pissy weather
front coming down from the north.

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Basically, it's hotter than
a snake's ass in a wagon round-up. "

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Okay, we're gonna hit some songs
at you right now. Comin' your way!

:41:15
What the hell was that?
Crappy weather, shitty weather?

:41:18
- Comedy, sir.
- Comedy? No, no. This is not comedy.

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- Comedy is fun, it's antics,
hysterical-type things.
- Hysterical-type things?

:41:25
- Airman Cronauer
requesting you to elaborate, sir.
- Antics, damn it.

:41:27
Comedy of errors, like
the Keystone Cops falling down.
General wackiness like that.

:41:32
Falling down, that's a sight gag.
How would anyone see you
fall down on the radio, sir?

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- No, no, no, no.
Not literally falling down.
- Definitely wouldn't work
on the radio, sir.

:41:38
- See, sir?
- What I mean is in the spirit
of the Keystone Cops.

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- Sir, it wouldn't work, I don't think.
- I don't think anybody would
see you fall through a radio, sir.

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- I-I-I-I... If a field radio...
- What are you doing here?

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- Well, I thought I'd come
and help smooth things out...
- Don't help and don't smooth.

:41:53
And you... You are not funny,
but you are a maniac...

:41:57
and you'd better start
changing your life.

:42:01
Sir?
:42:03
Thank you for that
constructive criticism. It's...

:42:05
It's a privilege to take comedy notes
from a man of your stature.

:42:10
Fine. Just don't
let it happen again.

:42:18
Whoa.
:42:20
In the dictionary under "asshole,"
it says "See him."

:42:23
Why am I here? All right, we're gonna
play some music for you right now.

:42:26
Here we go. Here's a little
James Brown comin' your way.

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Baby, help me, please.
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Whoa, I feel good
:42:37
I knew that I would, now
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I feel good
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I knew that I would, now
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So good
So good

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I got you
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- Ow
- Ow! Ow! Back again.

:42:59
When I hold you in my arms

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